IN THE BEGINNING
WAS THE PRESUMPTION
...and then came the assumptions
and the assumptions were without form and the presumption was
completely without substance and darkness was on the face of the
congregation and they spoke amongst themselves saying...
"It is a crock
of turds and it stinks"
and the congregation went unto their
"It is a pail
of dung and none may abide by the odor thereof"
and the deacons went unto their
"It is a container
of excrement and it is very strong such that none may abide by
and the elders went unto their ministers
"It is a vessel
of fertilizer & none may abide its strength"
and the ministers went unto their
that which aids plant growth & is very strong"
and the bishops went unto the archbishop
growth and is very powerful"
and the archbishop went unto God
theology will actively promote the growth and efficiency of the
and the archbishop thought about
it and decided God would like it too and this new theology became
This is how religions
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